A LOVELY HOUR

 Wife- Why did you marry me?👫

Hubby-Because you are fat

   Wife-Why do you like to be fat?

Hubby-It looks good when you are fat

   wife-What's so special about me?

Hubby-You eat a lot🍕

   Wife-Then I do not eat

Hubby-No, you have to eat a lot🍟🌭🍔

   Wife-I get sick, when I grow up

Hubby-Even if you are thin, you get sick

   Wife-You and I cannot go in a single seat on the bus

Hubby-Then there is the back seat of the bus

   Wife-How do I choose the right clothes?👗

Hubby-Let's go to it on a separate day

   Wife-Even so, I can't climb the stairs in those shops

Hubby-Then let's go to the elevator shops

   Wife-If I feel like eating one meal a night?🍩

Hubby-I am also a good chef

   Wife-If they are not home-cooked

Hubby-Let's get out of the car and see

   Wife-Aren't you angry?😠

Hubby-Going very angry

   Wife-Then you would scream at me?

Hubby-Then cover my mouth with your fat hands

   Wife-What do you do when you get home an night?

Hubby-You make a video call with me

   Wife-I'm still snoring at night

Hubby-So let's growl together

   Wife-Do you take drinks?

Hubby-Yes, we can have a little beer together🍻

   Wife-Can you sing for me?

Hubby-Even until sleep

   Wife-What do you do when you get up in the morning?

Hubby-Waiting for you to open your eyes

   Wife-Looking at other girls?

Hubby-Yes, Is there anyone fatter than you